best-princess-ever:

Talk about Progression

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Mr. Brightside
Vitamin String Quartet

alayhwmikibo:

black-battler:

The Killer’s Mr. Brightside entirely in strings.

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HEY. WHOA. HOLD UP A FOR A GODDAMN SECOND. THIS IS VITAMIN STRING QUARTET. THEY’RE A REALLY COOL GODDAMN GROUP THAT DO MOTHERFUCKIN COVERS OF ALL SORTS OF SONGS, LIKE HEY, WE GOT, SNOW BY RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS???? BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS, WHAT!? YOU WANNA FUCKING GET LUCKY, WELL GET LUCKY TO THIS MOTHERFUCKERS!!! TWIST ME UP AND CALL ME A FUCKING NOODLE THIS GROUP IS THE FUCKING SHIT ANYWAYS, HERE’S WONDERWALL

dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

furukimono:

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo im picking brownisaur

simsgonewrong:

her husband left while she was trying to cuddle him but her arms remained attracted to him

simsgonewrong:

her husband left while she was trying to cuddle him but her arms remained attracted to him


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by orange
permission to upload this image was given by the artist
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What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?"

-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.

(via lcn71)

panic/anxiety attack

deanisoutofpie:

pushed-too-far:

chris-sid:

jaspinder:

  • breath in for 4 seconds
  • hold your breath for 7 seconds
  • exhale breath for 8 seconds

repeat once or twice more.

This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.

Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.

Never not reblog

Tumblr got anxiety advice. Fuck yeah.

behr-babe

sexybaldwin:

How Cecil thinks Carlos does science:image

How Carlos actually does science:

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pizzagrenades:

elanorpam:

rainbowbarnacle:

WANNA PET THAT BELLY

THIS KITTEN THO

Glorious kitty belly